How to Make a Homemade Prostate Massager?

There are quite a few ways to make a homemade prostate massager or simply just use household objects as a prostate massager.

I’ve tested quite a few options and some of them do the trick but I would highly recommend getting a real one. You can get some decent options for as low as $30, I’ve made a list of the best cheap prostate massagers if you want some great options.

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Best Household Items that can be used as a Prostate Massager:

Cucumbers (and other fruits and vegetables).

You’ve probably seen them yourself – there are lots of fruits and veggies that look like penises!

These are some of the safest ways to get an erection if you need one but don’t want to risk damaging your penis. It’s important to make sure the vegetables you choose aren’t too ripe though. The riper they become, the softer they’ll feel.

Your anal sphincter muscles are very strong, so if your choice of implement is too soft, it can easily get squashed. However, this isn’t usually a big issue.

Wooden Spoons

If you’re lucky enough to own a wooden spoon, you can use this to reach your prostate.

You should ideally not be using wooden spoons at all. They’re just too porous to be used. If you want to be sure they’re completely free from any traces of bacteria, then you should always wash them thoroughly before and after each meal.

If you’re using it again, the bacteria could potentially harm your health. Worse yet, if you then use it to cook food, these bacteria could end up in your food!

Electric Toothbrush

Most often when people are looking for household items they can put to good sexual use, electric toothbrushes become part of the discussion. They’re similar to most sex toys and also vibrate when turned on.

You should avoid putting the bristle end into your skin, but if you’re going to do so anyway, be careful not to hurt yourself. The bristles can easily cause a painful injury to your skin.

Make sure that your toothbrush isn’t too wet, or else you could shock yourself by sending unpleasant electric currents through parts of your body that aren’t comfortable.


Candles are another long, skinny item we often keep at home. If you don’t want to burn them, they’re ideal for lighting up your butt.

Candle sticks can be a little more flexible than some other household items, but they can also be a lot easier to break. They’re not as strong as most other household items.

You don’t want to burn yourself by going down this route, so try not to be too harsh when using them.

Make it Yourself

If you want to make your own prostate massager then you need some kind of skills like woodworking, metalwork, or glassblowing.

Making a Prostate Massager

You’re not completely out of options yet though! There are plenty of different things you can do to create a prostate massager at your house. However, one of the best parts about making one yourself is that you can customize it to fit your own body and produce an item that hits all the right spots.

If you want to make your own dildos, there are some simple ways to go about doing so. For example, you could buy a cloned-a-willing kit from

You could even use ice for your sex toy if you wanted!

After you’ve successfully cloned your penis, you can use it for masturbation purposes.

You could use some other materials besides wood, but these are the most common ones used for making a homemade prostate

  • Glass
  • Wood
  • Clay
  • Metal

However, they’re not easy to get started with, and some of them may require special equipment or materials that you won’t be able to afford right away. They might also need time to mature before you see results.

Safety First

You should always consider safety. If you want to enjoy the massage, you need to take precautions to ensure your safety.

No Pointed Objects

You shouldn’t insert anything into your anus for sexual pleasure. It’s made up of very sensitive tissue that could be damaged very easily. Only one butt at a time!

Protect Yourself

Insertion without condoms may be dangerous because they can cause bacteria to enter your body through your rectum. To avoid this problem, use condoms during anal sex.

Insert Clean Objects Only

Inserting anything into your butt without cleaning it first might damage your condom. So always take care when using sex toys for anal play.

Should you Make it Yourself?

I understand that in some places you’re not allowed to buy/own any sex toys and it makes perfect sense to make them yourself.

But if you live in a place that does allow sex toys then I don’t see much of a reason why you would make it yourself. You can buy some really good prostate massagers for very little money; you can get glass prostate massagers if you want to avoid any environmentally bad products.

I would highly recommend reading our guide to the best prostate massagers if you want to know more about them and find some high-quality options.

But if you’re up for the challenge then there is nothing stopping you from making your own prostate massager.

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Austin Hanson, M.D. Urology

After finishing a master degree in Urology at the European University in St. Petersburg, Austin cofounded in 2015. The purpose of the website is to help men with a wide variety of sexual problems with a language that everybody understand. Austin is a dedicated writer and loves to get his hands dirty with product reviews and the latest urology news. You can read more about me on my profile at Austin's author profile.

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